Connor: 21, Texas, mostly post humorous things on here but occasionally will hit different topics. Got questions? I have answers! Lets be friends!
I was laying naked in my bed earlier and my brother and sister got home from school so they just walked right in and saw me there, laying naked. My sister looked me right in the eye and said “can you park that somewhere else?” she saw the chance and she fucking took it.
Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D
I’m on Mobil right now but I just wanna say that I woke up late for class and got dressed brushed my teeth got my backpack got on the bus and got on campus in 6 minutes and I just really wish I could get that “god is real” gif of Beyoncé.
Scratch that. My teacher just told me we have an hour until class starts. God dammit.