Connor: 21, Texas, mostly post humorous things on here but occasionally will hit different topics. Got questions? I have answers! Lets be friends!

atlanticcoastprep:

Scott disick is my favorite kardashian

atlanticcoastprep:

Scott disick is my favorite kardashian

(Source: lamourexiste)

shadyteen:

shadyteen:

Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly

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(Source: rihspect)

komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

So an old lady emailed my theatre department today and instead of addressing her craziness my department head out it on our chalkboard so we can all laugh at it.

So an old lady emailed my theatre department today and instead of addressing her craziness my department head out it on our chalkboard so we can all laugh at it.

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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parkingstrange:

I was laying naked in my bed earlier and my brother and sister got home from school so they just walked right in and saw me there, laying naked. My sister looked me right in the eye and said “can you park that somewhere else?” she saw the chance and she fucking took it.

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

(Source: yanapieceofme)

sleeplessinelpaso:

I’m on Mobil right now but I just wanna say that I woke up late for class and got dressed brushed my teeth got my backpack got on the bus and got on campus in 6 minutes and I just really wish I could get that “god is real” gif of Beyoncé.

Scratch that. My teacher just told me we have an hour until class starts. God dammit.